Maul Roles Snake-Eyes

According to /Film, Ray Park — known to Star Wars fans as Darth Maul — has been cast as Snake-Eyes, the coolest commando ever in the G.I.Joe movie.

Now, if Joe flick follows the honored tradition of the comics, Snake-Eyes is a ninja horribly disfigured and rendered mute in a helicopter accident, but still manages to get the girl — foxy counter intelligence agent, Scarlett. Now, if they instead follow the cartoon as the template, Duke gets the girl and Snake-Eyes gets… very little screen time.

Guess what we’re rooting for?


Can you see the resemblance?


One Response to Maul Roles Snake-Eyes

  1. Sharpy says:

    Scarlett Johannsen please??

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