According to /Film, Ray Park — known to Star Wars fans as Darth Maul — has been cast as Snake-Eyes, the coolest commando ever in the G.I.Joe movie.
Now, if Joe flick follows the honored tradition of the comics, Snake-Eyes is a ninja horribly disfigured and rendered mute in a helicopter accident, but still manages to get the girl — foxy counter intelligence agent, Scarlett. Now, if they instead follow the cartoon as the template, Duke gets the girl and Snake-Eyes gets… very little screen time.
Guess what we’re rooting for?

Can you see the resemblance?










December 6, 2007 at 2:06 am
Scarlett Johannsen please??