Ah, those awkward days of junior high. Awkward because many of us were beginning to notice the opposite sex, and awkward because most of us refused to shed our childhood love of Star Wars.
Over at collegehumor.com, Patrick Cassels just posted a copy of a letter he wrote to the girl of his dreams in 8th grade, demonstrating what most of us discovered pretty quickly — girls don’t like to be compared to dead tauntauns.
Be sure to click on the link above to read the entire letter…
August 30, 2007 at 4:56 pm
“You make me feel so safe Jessica. So warm. I want to crawl up inside you.”
Replace “Jessica” with “Padme”, and it would sound just like something Anakin would say.
August 30, 2007 at 6:33 pm
so it was safe. crud i knew i should have linked it. i found this a few days ago and was going to post it on stooges blog but i didnt think it was appropriate. its not in this part but in one of the other pages i was worried about
August 30, 2007 at 7:25 pm
Oh wow. I just busted a gut.
August 30, 2007 at 10:17 pm
That letter is SO COOL!
August 31, 2007 at 1:19 am
“I want to crawl up inside you”?
August 31, 2007 at 2:52 am
lol man… i wonder why that girl dind’t sad yes
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August 31, 2007 at 3:36 am
Adam, my guts busted just like that wampa. Are we sure this isn’t George’s eight grade letter to his girlfriend?
August 31, 2007 at 4:11 am
LOL, i distinctly remember hunting this down for lightsabre Lol,
Frans x
August 31, 2007 at 8:13 am
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January 5, 2008 at 10:40 pm
hahaha, this is funny and cute too.